1. To promote carpooling, we will make sure that the brake pedal is now installed on the passenger side of all vehicles.

2. Green cars are not available in sufficient numbers in Canada. This is why a Rhinoceros Government will force car manufacturers to build more green cars: forest green, pale green, khaki green and neon green.

3. Scientists predict that in the next 20 years, global climate change will threaten the very existence of humanity itself. We can do better! A Rhinoceros Government promises to make it happen in 10 years!

4. We will bribe all Weather Network presenters to announce only sun on Sundays, and less snow in the winter.

5. Use global warming to Canada's advantage, making the country more temperate, shortening winters, and thus create a new thriving agriculture industry in our northern territories.

6. Transport oil and gas in blimps instead of pipelines.

1. Replace teachers on leave with photos of famous scientists.

2. Provide higher education by building taller schools.

3. Mandate the acceptance of Monopoly money as legal tender for the repayment of all student loans.

1. We will reduce congestion in hospital emergency rooms by eliminating waiting areas entirely.

2. To counter the chronic shortage of doctors and nurses across the country, we will provide steroids to all current ones in order to increase their performance.

3. We will allocate funds for the development of a vaccine to protect future generations from traveller’s diarrhea.

4. Promote fitness among Senators and Members of Parliament by having them cross the floor daily.

1. To help victims of identity theft, we are committed to providing a new name and a new date of birth to citizens who request it.

2. To ensure the safety of our children, we will require that the first names of all newborns be at least twelve (12) characters long, including a capital letter, a number, and a special symbol [ ! @ # ? etc.]

1. Open new tax havens in all provinces and territories across Canada, thereby keeping foreign funds local and thus contributing billions of extra dollars to our eventual post-pandemic economic recovery.

2. By 2022, complete the full privatization of the Senate initiated by previous governments.

3. Bring in additional revenue by allowing corporate advertising in the both the Senate and the House of Commons.

4. Change Canada's currency to bubble gum, so it can be inflated or deflated at will.

5. Change the value of the quarter to thirty cents, thereby increasing the income of taxpayers by 16%!

6. Take Canada off the gold standard, opting instead to use a snow standard.

1. Make “Sorry” the new official motto of Canada.

2. Nationalize bacon.

3. To create a more egalitarian Canada, maps will be redrawn so that all provinces and territories are rectangular like Saskatchewan.

4. Make illiteracy the third official language of Canada.

5. In order to be closer to the centre of the country, move the national capital from Ottawa to Kapuskasing, Ontario*.

*Or, alternatively, to Baker Lake, Nunavut -- just 40 kilometres from the exact geographic centre of Canada.